Category: I fail at life.

Heeellllloooo!

And I’m back!  Mostly.  A big thank you to everyone for so many nice emails and general thoughts. Things are way better than they were and I’m not gonna pretend that so many lovely people thinking sweet thoughts didn’t have anything to do with it… A little bit of a change; we’re moving to a

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School days, school days…

I have class tonight.  And I’m sort of terrified.  As usual. I’m currently getting my Master of Liberal Studies (with an emphasis on creative writing) and although I love it, I haven’t given it as much attention as I need to.  I haven’t taken as many classes as I should.  I haven’t applied myself the

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Shhhh…..

….I’m hiding. Yesterday, I managed to render two printers and a copier unusable for a significant amount of time, stab myself on a brad from an old-school report folder, spill tea twice, freeze Outlook four times, get lost driving around campus and burn my hand.  So last night, I set down to the business of doing absolutely

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Green Fail

In an effort to try to be more green, I decided to ban paper towels from our house.  Jethro has this stunningly annoying habit of ripping off about five of them at a time, just to dry his hands even though there’s a perfectly good clean hand towel within arms’ reach.  Which I hate.  Hate, hate, HATE. (Sad

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C25k Update: A triumph and a let-down

  So here’s the thing about this lovely C25k program.  I keep hearing stories about people quitting in Week 4 or 5 and I’m like, “WHY?  I’m liking this, I feel GREAT.” Yeah. I found out why this weekend. On Friday, after my lovely little “go team!” post, I ran Week 5/Day 2 which consists

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The Internet hates me.

So there’s supposed to be a post today.  A lovely and wonderful post about a new service that I found and how I got my first item and I was SO excited and it’s great.  There would have been pictures and everything.  iPhone pictures, but pictures nonetheless. This post would be fun, wonderful and informative…if

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T.M.J. can kiss my A.S….you know the rest.

We all have TMJ.  Yours just isn’t broken……or maybe it is.  Part of the reason I’ve been missing other than life being busy is that I am have some issues with my jaw.  Namely osteoarthritis that causes TMJ. What people call TMJ is actually TMJD or TMD, temporomandibular joint disorder.  Everyone’s got a TMJ, two

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Miss me, darlings?

Whew.  Y’all.  March kinda sucked.  (I mean, the whole Charlie Sheen thing?  I bet President Bartlet is PISSED.)  But April is looking up.  As before, I won’t apologize for my absence.  But I did miss you all and hope that you missed me too. And for those you who didn’t, I give you this. (the

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Too much booty in da pants.

*UPDATE: How come nobody told me that I didn’t include a picture in the original post when there obviously should have been one?  You’re all fired.* First off, WordPress and I were not friends yesterday. I couldn’t post, I couldn’t respond, it NEVER takes me out anymore…we nearly broke up. Things are better now, but we’re

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Suck.

As you may have noticed, Kind of a Mess has been kind of vacant lately.  Normally this is where I’d apologize, but I always kind of hate it when bloggers apologize for being absent from their blog for any length of time because then I feel like I’m an obligation, which in turns makes me

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