Whew. Y’all. March kinda sucked. (I mean, the whole Charlie Sheen thing? I bet President Bartlet is PISSED.) But April is looking up.
As before, I won’t apologize for my absence. But I did miss you all and hope that you missed me too.
And for those you who didn’t, I give you this. (the real fun starts at 1:20.)
Can you really hate anyone who give you videos of baby penguin tickles? (And if that didn’t make you smile, go away. We cannot be friends.)
I am currently in a Starbucks in Oklahoma. OKLAHOMA, Y’ALL. I feel a need to tone my accent down lest they find me out and then set me alight.
Jethro keeps tempting fate by wearing his Aggie hat. But it’s deer camo, so no one notices. (I know. I married a man who does not hunt but wears a deer camo hat. My 25 year old self would be HORRIFIED. My 31 year old self isn’t too pleased either, actually.)
And although it is pretty up here and I really want my kids to grow up near family, the Dallas-girl in me wakes up occasionally and goes, “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
So help me out, y’all. Who knows anything about Oklahoma? Tell me something nice about it. Who can give me good reasons to move to a state with lots of dust, crazy wind, cracked out OU fans and NO EFFING KATE SPADE STORE??
(…I mean, no Kate Spade. Jiminy Christmas, what kind of heathen country is he moving me to?!?)