It’s giveaway time again! Because everybody loves prizes, and in honor of my St. Baldrick’s event I’m offering up an Etsy gift card worth $25!
Everybody, together now….WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Alyssa, why are you doing this?
Because you’re pretty. And to help spread the word about my shave event!
So I have to donate to enter?
Nope! As grateful as I am for every single dollar donated in the effort to fight childhood cancer, there is no purchase necessary and donating will not increase your chances.
Now whether it increases your karmic chances and might one day allow you to lead a more enlightened life and possibly get to make out with Taye Diggs as a reward from the Universe?
Maybe. I really can’t say. But do you really want to chance it?
How do I enter?
Leave a comment in this post. Anything you like, the comment is the important part, not the content. Need a prompt? Tell us about someone you know who has been touched by cancer, at any age.
That too personal for you? Just leave me a comment on how you are doing today!
Still too invasive? Feel free to just post this: “Mind your business, enter me in the contest.”
This is a mandatory entry, as I’ll need your email address in order to send the Etsy gift card to you. You may also get two extra entries by tweeting or sharing this post on Facebook. (Use the adorable little icons at the bottom of this post.) Just make sure that you come back here and comment with the link to your tweet or Facebook post. (Have a private account, but still want the extra entries? Email me at alyssa [dot] kindofamess[at] gmail [dot] com.)
Look. I love you, but I need you to lower your expectations on what I can do for you. Mind-reading your desire to enter the giveaway is above my paygrade. Be a dear and leave a dang comment.
Anything else I need to know, smartmouth?
This contest is in no way affiliated with St. Baldrick’s, Etsy, Twitter or Facebook. Winner will be chosen randomly from the pool of entrants. No purchase is necessary. Donation will not increase your chances of winning. All entrants must provide a valid email address to win. One comment, Tweet and Facebook share per person. Any duplicate entries will be deleted. All social media entries will be verified. Contest ends September 14th at 11:59pm CST. Questions should be directed to alyssa [dot] kindofamess[at] gmail [dot] com. Be nice to your mama and eat your vegetables. Stop trying to make “Fetch,” happen. If you haven’t watched BBC’s Sherlock, you should rectify that. Stay gold, Pony Boy. You’re still pretty.
Good luck, y’all!