….I’m hiding.

Yesterday, I managed to render two printers and a copier unusable for a significant amount of time, stab myself on a brad from an old-school report folder, spill tea twice, freeze Outlook four times, get lost driving around campus and burn my hand. 

So last night, I set down to the business of doing absolutely NOTHING because I needed a break, DAMMIT.  And even then I stabbed myself with a needle at least five times and burned my tongue on dinner.

Today should be better, right?

Except I spilled oatmeal, nearly walked out the door in my sneakers instead of my work shoes, stepped down two steps instead of one and nearly fell down my stairs, was late to work AND had a branch dropped on my head from the tree above me because two pissed off squirrels couldn’t fight SOMEWHERE ELSE.

I’m pretty sure by the end of the day that something is going to be set on fire.

Don’t be here today. 

Be here.  We Heart This – Summer Movie Series: Graduation ~ Now, what?

or here. APW – A Response To Dan Savage: Non-Monogamy & Marriage

Just don’t be here.  You might catch what I’ve got.
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6 comments on “Shhhh…..

  1. ElfPuddle
    July 7, 2011 at 10:38 am #

    Hope it gets better.

  2. Erin
    July 7, 2011 at 11:00 am #

    Oooo, thanks for that Unclutterer post… Here’s to a better second half of today!

  3. kerry
    July 7, 2011 at 11:00 am #

    This reads like a grown-up version of Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day.

    (remember that one?)

  4. d-day
    July 7, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

    holy bulgogi, I think it’s time for a nap! just get somewhere soft, surrounded with pillows and nothing sharp or breakable.. and hide from this crazy monster who keeps making you fall over and hurt yourself! maybe if you are quite still he will not be able to find you.

  5. KatjaMichelle
    July 7, 2011 at 5:56 pm #

    I hope your today is going well, it should be because I’m pretty sure I’ve got all the suckage up here with me. Taking one for the team and all that jazz.

  6. Carrie
    July 8, 2011 at 8:23 pm #

    Hahahaha I totally feel for you! I’ve tripped down 2 different sets of stairs in the past 24 hours…and my nose still hurts from when I walked into a wall a few days ago (why I walk around in the dark rather than turn lights on, I don’t know). Here’s to hiding!

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