I must preface this with saying that I know how my marriage will end, and it will be with me beating Jethro over the head with the fancy Logitech Harmony One Universal Remote with Color Touchscreen that I bought him for Christmas and he can’t figure out how to use but won’t admit it. Jethro
Category: Rants
DO NOT LIKE, Part duex.
1. Falling So I did something awesome a little while back. While walking to lunch on campus, I somehow missed bringing my foot all the way up on the a curb and tripped. Now, this would have just been embarrassing if I hadn’t: A) Been in the middle of the quad at lunch B) Been
Hilarity of Spam
Nobody likes spam. It’s annoying, it takes up too much of your time and good comments/emails get mixed in with the bad stuff and you inadvertently delete it and get yelled at later for missing something important. (Okay, fine, you really just find a great coupon for a pair of boots that you’ve been wanting
DO NOT LIKE.
1. When someone else is in the car when one of my jams comes on. Sometimes you need to yell out the lyrics “Shoop” and the only other people you want around you are Salt and Pepa. 2. When I go to a public bathroom and don’t realize until I’m done that some one
Open Letters, Part 2
Dear Google user who came to my site through searching for “bedazzled tampon” (TWICE), PLEASE come back. I think you’re my kind of people. Dear Google user who came to my site through searching for “thats too much ass”, You can f*ck right off, sir. *************** Dear Gmail, I love that you’re looking after me,
Open Letters
Dear Guy who let his dog drop a deuce on the sidewalk and left it there, I hope you get herpes. -A good dog mommy ************** Dear Lady on the phone on a park bench, If you’d been paying attention, a sweaty stranger jogging by wouldn’t have had to pull a cigarette butt out of
T.M.J. can kiss my A.S….you know the rest.
We all have TMJ. Yours just isn’t broken……or maybe it is. Part of the reason I’ve been missing other than life being busy is that I am have some issues with my jaw. Namely osteoarthritis that causes TMJ. What people call TMJ is actually TMJD or TMD, temporomandibular joint disorder. Everyone’s got a TMJ, two
It’s my blog and I can whine if I want to.
Oh, my darlings, I’m so tired. Everything I have going on is turning into a horcrux for my attention these days – if I divide it anymore, I’ll become less than human. (Nice to know my geek is still intact though….) I’m having one of those weeks. What kind of week is that, you ask? Yesterday, a
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Spamalicious
SPAM. I thought my previous post was just a one-off, but the hits just KEEP ON COMIN’! And by hits, I mean hilarious awesomeness, best evidenced by this: Submitted on 2011/11/19 at 2:46 pm There is a critical shroatge of informative articles like this. A comment on the previous spam post. How meta! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ HostMonster
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