I’m Alyssa, and I’m kind of a mess.
Here is where I document that, and profess my envy for those who have it all together.
(Heifers.)
I live in Texas and am married to Jethro and we have Maggie the Wonder Dog and Tater, the cuddliest and stinkiest little boy in the world.
That’s about it. (Need more? Fine…)
Go look around. You might like it here.
Or you might not. Whatever, it’s cool…
Kind of a Mess 
I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
WHY am I JUST finding out about this?!?!? I accept no blame for this as I am one of those who have it all together. Obviously. Don’t bother to contact me to apologize for this grave miscarriage of effective communication. I will be busy reading every entry in this blog to make up for lost time.
I thought I told you!
Didn’t I tell you?
I totally told you….
Didn’t I….?
Oops.
I’m loving the new digs! How funky!
Found your post on offbeat bride regarding getting a doula. Funny thing is I just had that conversation with my husband last night. AND I am thirteen weeks along, live in Texas, and am named Alyssa. What a small world. I’m going to have to follow your blog!
Just came across your blog from a train of links from other blogs. Cute blog, and even funnier, my name is Alyssa, I live in Texas, and my dog’s name is Maggie. So, in short, we’re both awesome people!