Anyway. Zan. Zantaran. Zantanna. Zanadu. Zantarini. (I could do this all day.)
Our lovely Zan is getting married and I thought it would be lovely for everyone out there reading this to give her some well-wishes. Because she is in the home stretch and could use some love. (Her ketubah was thrown under a train by ghosts! UNDER. A. TRAIN.)
For some of you that have been there, this is an exciting time, the few days before you’re married where all this crap that you’ve been putting together will finally be used and family is coming in and that’s crazy fun/stressful and all you can do is keep thinking, “I can’t wait” and “Lord, please don’t let me fall….” and it’s SOOO exciting because you know, “YAY, MARRIED!!” and it’s SOOO frustrating because if (s)he does that thing they keep doing ONE MORE TIME, you will set them on fire and cancel THIS WHOLE DAMN DEAL, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Wait. Maybe that last part was just me.
Anyway, Zan needs some nice words of wisdom as she rounds third and heads for home. So give her some in the comments. Funny, sweet, trite, deep, thoughtful, dumb, WHATEVER. Even if you’ve never commented, even if you don’t want to comment EVAR thankyouverymuch, I’m telling you to do it right now. Just say something nice to the lady and give her some warm and fuzzies as she prepares to be a married lady, which in some ways isn’t that much different than a not-married lady but in some ways it SO IS.
And here’s my contribution. I had a silly picture picked out instead and then I heard this when I was getting ready this morning and thought, “AWWW!” (And yes, I might have been naked while I heard this, but that isn’t relevant.)
So this is my song for Zan and the Cowboy. The original was by a guy and featured in Juno, but I like this one better.
Now it’s your turn. Say something nice.