…dear moppets, as in “I am the” because I’ve been AWOL. My impromptu hiatus turned into a full-on disappearance. If this was old-school LiveJournal, I could totally pretend that something important happened and that I had to be alone for a while, but we’d all know I was lying.
(Actually…we all knew those LJ posts were lies too. The ones that were like, “Hey, y’all. Sorry i havent posted ina while, I’ve jsut got a lot of thingz goin’ on and i had to get my head on str8….” No, you didn’t. You totally felt unloved, so you hid out from the internet for a while and waited just long enough for people to go, “Hey, where’s lolz8482?” so you could come back and have people be all, “YAY! We missed you!” Except they don’t, which just depresses you further and leads you farther down your emo spiral….*ahem* Sorry. I apparently have leftover LJ-hate…)
Anyways, I will be attempting to pick back up soon. Besides, you guys have been SO AWESOME with that name post that I feel like I don’t even have to post anything else!
Okay, that’s not true. But I’m trying to assuage my guilt here… Between the posts I’m not putting up here, the questions that aren’t getting answered on APW because we have SO MANY and the weight I’m not losing, I’m one giant guilt ball.
I know. Oh my life is so hard. My poor first world problems… Hush. Let me wallow for a moment.
Anyway, I will be back on Monday with more posts and hopefully a few changes in the site.
Maybe. Don’t hold me to it.
And love me. Love me long time.