One more day is needed until I am recovered from the week ‘o not-awesome. I got to spent last night with my buddy Stacey and it totally made up for bird poo on my tofu and other assorted things that also suck.
But it also means that I spent yesterday having fun and not writing.
So instead, I want you to visit “Hyperbole and a Half.” It’s run by Allie Brosh who not only is adorable, but is hilarious.
Like, make you gasp for breath hilarious. Like, you might pee a little hilarious. Like, make you laugh so hard that your chest will seize up and you’ll be all “Lord, Jesus, it’s the big one, Elizabeth, I’m comin’!”*
THAT hilarious.
So go and read her. But then come back here tomorrow.
Because tomorrow there shall be tales of s’mores and besties and Buffy and good times.
But nothing as awesome as this story. (If you own a dog, read it. Now. RIGHT NOW. GO!!!)
Edit: I almost forgot. You need to also read “The God of Cake” and “The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas.” If you do nothing else today but eat Cheetos and maybe have a poo, you NEED to read those stories.
*Love and kisses for anyone who knows what I’m referring to here. And remember, Jesus hates cheaters who Google.
Kind of a Mess 
Homegirl went to school at my rival, which means we have a special bond! 🙂 I read her (and all of her archives) religiously. GE-nius.
YAY for getting some fun in your poopy (literally) week!
AAHHHH LOVE HER. another must-read is the one about how she’ll never be a real adult. and the one about her 6th birthday party where she and her friends terrorized that poor kid Benny. and and and.
Oh my. I love her too!!! So I should not be surprised that she also makes you pee your pants from laughter…. lol
The loop of blogs is sometimes so scary. Yes, Ally. She makes me get in trouble at work. The dogs and moving one was the moment of truth for me. Also, it is lame to comment for the first time on someones blog about something they wrote about someone else’s blog, but that is what I am doing. You entertain me at my work place where I do my “work”. Thank you for saving me from the vortex of spider solitaire. I appreciate you.
“Lord, Jesus, it’s the big one, Elizabeth, I’m comin’!”*
You know it was a British comedy first? They win again…