Oh, my darlings, I’m so tired. Everything I have going on is turning into a horcrux for my attention these days – if I divide it anymore, I’ll become less than human. (Nice to know my geek is still intact though….)
I’m having one of those weeks. What kind of week is that, you ask?
Yesterday, a bird pooped in my salad at Whole Foods.
While I was INSIDE the store.
A bird pooping ON you is good luck.
A bird pooping in your cilantro lime tofu is the universe telling you to bend over.
And it was only TUESDAY.
So today, you just get this.
From Tots and Giggles. Don’t click that, your ovaries will explode. (Yes, even yours, Jethro.)