I know, so shallow. “Meet David Tennant. Offer to have his children,” is much more noble.
And I am now the proud owner of FOUR Kate Spade item. Y’all…I am SO CLOSE. And it is only due to the generosity of my loved ones; all of my Kate Spade lovelies have been presents. People are WAY too good to me. Must be my good looks and effervescent charm. (YOU HUSH, MOM. I know that’s you chortling over there…)
And now? The girls. (Yeah, I named them. It’s more fun that way.)
This is Lola. Lauren gave me Lola. Lola has only been out three times because she is special. DO NOT LOOK AT LOLA DIRECTLY.
Lola disapproves of you.
I got Wilhelmina from Lady B., my sister-in-law. She knows and loves me. (Lady B. Not the necklace.) I also have two etiquette books from her that I could count towards the total, but that would mean I am done and do not deserve more purses. I reject this.
And finally, this is Gigi, my newest addition. THIS is thanks to Sarah, who surprised the hell out of me recently with my impromptu present. And who has been patient when I promised her pictures like a month ago and never delivered because I could never remember to take them. I am not dependable y’all. I’ll give you my kidney or save your child from choking, but please don’t ask me to respond to email promptly.
A WEE GOLD SPADE!!!
And now…Maggie models.
HEY. Don’t look at Lola.
I SAID DON’T LOOK AT HER!!!
SO. My final Kate Spade item. At this point I think I need to buy it myself, huh? (Apparently I am a spoiled brat. I’m okay with it, my people are awesome.)
Whatcha thing I should get next time there’s a good sale? Don’t say baby bag; I need something under 50 bucks, it will get vomited on. Don’t suggest clothes either, I don’t need the damage to my self-esteem. What would YOU buy, moppets?