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Spamalicious

SPAM. I thought my previous post was just a one-off, but the hits just KEEP ON COMIN’!  And by hits, I mean hilarious awesomeness, best evidenced by this:

Submitted on 2011/11/19 at 2:46 pm

There is a critical shroatge of informative articles like this.

A comment on the previous spam post. How meta!

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HostMonster Coupon might be Lizzie in disguise..

HostMonster Coupon Submitted on 2011/11/10 at 3:34 am

Who did you pay to do your website? Its really nicely designed I bet that is why you get so much traffic!

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No, no, sweetie. Let’s just leave it like it is. Don’t cry. We’ll always have the music.

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audiograbber Submitted on 2011/11/08 at 5:11 am

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Ummm…..r? Does that mean you like me, or not? I’ll let you go to second base either way, I’m just askin’…

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un32c4000 Submitted on 2011/11/08 at 4:51 am

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OH YEAH. I TOTALLY know.

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Cigarette Pants Submitted on 2011/11/11 at 12:07 pm

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I LOVE that the spammer is not only called Cigarette Pants, but signs off with his nickname, Squid Pants. I now have two new insults. “OH YEAH? Well, shut your face you stupid SQUID PANTS.”

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Agence Marketing Submitted on 2011/11/19 at 6:24 pm

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And I just want to let YOU know that quoting someone French and pithy does not make you cool. Even if you do have excellent taste in websites.

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Submitted on 2011/11/20 at 3:49 pm

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Internet Marketing Submitted on 2011/11/19 at 11:04 pm

I regard something really special in this web site.

D’awww…Internet Marketing! You charmer, you.

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Johannah Submitted on 2011/11/19 at 3:29 pm | In reply to Meghan.

If I were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, now I’d say Koawbugna, dude!

Hellz yeah.  Shine on, you crazy diamond.

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12 Comments on “Spamalicious”

  1. Kerry
    January 30, 2012 at 10:46 am #

    I never get tired of these types of posts. Never, ever ever.

    • kindofamess
      January 30, 2012 at 11:26 am #

      Sweet talk like that ensures that there will be more in the future.

  2. Erin
    January 30, 2012 at 11:27 am #

    I think Johanhah made a legitimate point, not sure why she was captured as spam. I would say Koawbugna too, if I were a TMNT.
    Hilarious.

    • kindofamess
      January 30, 2012 at 11:46 am #

      Had her name not linked to a sex site, it totally would have stayed.

      Even then, I gave pause. Maybe some of y’all NEED advice on how to be bigger, stronger and longer so you can make her moan? Who am I to judge??

      • Erin
        January 30, 2012 at 12:29 pm #

        Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles don’t need that kind of advice. Johannah is targeting the wrong market.

        • kindofamess
          January 30, 2012 at 10:27 pm #

          Oh, so true. Also, the “Teenage” part just struck me, so also, super gross.

  3. ElfPuddle
    January 30, 2012 at 4:12 pm #

    I also see something sparkly special here.

    I’m a little bit grossed out that I just called spam sparkly and special. I may barf.

    • kindofamess
      January 30, 2012 at 8:42 pm #

      See, now I don’t have a deep hate of Spam. I don’t eat it, but sparkly and special spam sounds pretty.
      Then again, I spent my formative years in Hawaii, so my perception is a bit skewed….they loves their spam.

  4. Trisha
    January 30, 2012 at 8:09 pm #

    I love these posts. Mr Ninja did not love this particular post as much I did though. But only because he has his head on my lap, and I every time I laughed it made his head shake. Too bad for him.

    • kindofamess
      January 30, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

      This is where I’d call Mr. Ninja a sissy, but I just tonight took down the Dalek Christmas card you guys sent us (Did I forget to tell you thank you? I’m a dick….), so I’m not allowed to pick on anyone who is part of giving me that kind of awesome.

      My deep apologies, Mr. Ninja.

      • Trisha
        January 30, 2012 at 8:51 pm #

        Call away! He had no part in the cards, except his name being on them. Despite seeing me spend two nights addressing them, and hearing me curse because the envelopes were a tad small, he still said a week later “Oh, we sent out Christmas cards?” He’s observant, that one. Maybe the problem is that he’s too busy sleeping to notice things.

        I meant to take down my cards this weekend. They make me really happy though, so I haven’t yet. They may stay there until spring.

        • kindofamess
          January 30, 2012 at 10:26 pm #

          Good Lord, we might be married to the same man. Mine is snoring away next to me on the couch right now. He thinks being asleep means he gets out of walking the dog for the night. He is mistaken.

          And I say leave them! Decorations that make you happy should be year round.

          And Mr. Ninja, you sir, are the Pink Power Ranger.

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